Hezo Kittie

I get Loose When I Take My Deuce

I watch a lot of House. It's incredibly formulaic, but that's not the point of the show.

In the first few seasons of the show, House worked with a team of three doctors in order to diagnose patients. The three doctors were Foreman (the intelligent, sometimes cold black doctor), Cameron (the girl doctor with an incredibly rigid moral compass), and Chase (Australian doctor from a wealthy background who's known as a suck up even though he isn't really).

In the second season, Foreman wrote a paper about one of their cases, and it was published and mildly successful in the medical world. Cameron cried plagiarism, because she said that she was writing a paper about the same case, and that not only did Foreman KNOW she was writing about that case but he took her ideas and submitted it before hers was approved.

Foreman didn't apologize, basically saying, "I gotta get mine, homie (CUZ HES BLACK)" and Cameron was in a huff. Eventually she came around and apologized for being so hard on him about it. She asked him if they could still be friends.

"We're not friends. In ten years, when we're doing our own thing and we run into each other at a conference or event, I'm not going to be all happy and smiles just to see you. We're colleagues, we work together."

Cameron was speechless. Fuck all bitches. Game over negro YOU JUST MADE MY SHIT LIST (the permanent one this time).

A few weeks after this happened, the team was trying to solve a case involving a crooked cop who came down with an unknown deadly disease. Foreman went to the cop's house to look for any clues, and a few days after coming back from the home Foreman came down with the same disease as the cop. Everyone was freaking the fuck out, because the cop was about to fucking drop dead, was in complete pain, and they had no idea what was wrong with him.

House forbade anyone to enter the cop's home, for obvious reasons. Cameron, surprisingly, berated House and told him that he's being too cautious, and if this were any other patient they would've pulled out all the stops in order to figure out what was wrong with him. She said she was willing to risk her life to go into the apartment, and House still refused. He didn't want to potentially lose two doctors instead of one.

So Cameron went to Foreman and they were talking about possible treatments, but they were all just shots in the dark. Foreman then asked if anyone's been back to the apartment since he went in, and she said no. He then freaked the fuck out and said, "No one went?? AND I'M DYING?? Fuck you and you and you. You are not cool either."

Cameron didn't tell him that the only reason she didn't go in to risk her life was because House wouldn't let her. She had NO reason to do it, Chase or House could've done it, she owed him absolutely nothing. Yet she was still willing to put it all on the line for him. And he didn't even know.

I guess the moral of the story is the same as the last. Before we cry out, "Fuck all yall you ungrateful selfish pricks. You all suck and left me for dead," know that there might be, and probably are, people out there who are trying to give you everything, but you don't even know. We don't know everything everyone's ever said to anyone, so we'll never know the whole story. Foreman didn't, because if he knew Cameron was willing to risk her life for him (which she eventually did by going back to the place in the episode), he would've at least been a little bit nicer about it.

Sometimes you just have to have faith in what you don't know. Take that how you want; it isn't necessarily Christian.