Hezo Kittie

I just had an interesting conversation on AIM.

Me:
o yea
i owe you a swizzle
dizzle
what ice creams you want?
see these ice cubes?
see these ice creams?
you can call me Skateboard P.
P short for PUSH TON KEYS
KEYS short for KILOS
KILOS short for
well
you know what its short for. holla

Hannah:
million dollar hustla boy
OKAY
I WANT THE BELGIAN CHOCOLATE OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED
or anything with peanut butter
with butterfinger as toppings
you should check and see whats avail. before ordering cuz if they don thave peanut butter or the BELGIAN CHOCOLATE or hungarian chocolate or danish chocolate or whatever
then DONT DO IT
plain chocolate won't suffice
THAT SHIT NEEDS TO HAVE TWO WORDS
IMPLYING THAT IT IS FUDGE-Y OR FOREIGN

Me:
okay princess.
can i just call you?
if it isn't on the aforementioned spec sheet.

Hannah:
yes

11:12 PM
Hannah
omgz
im watching ur laptop get stolen right now
some bitch is grabbing it
shit
should i say something?
nah
theyre prolly just borrowing it
anyways
i can see this IM move in your screen window
thats cool
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OMGZ
when r u done wit hclass tomorow

11:16 PM
Me:
ummm
like
1 ish
or somethin

Hannah:
ive already journalled ten times since tuesday

Me:
i wrote in my diary today
haha jk
by diary i mean the diary of anne frank
and by wrote i mean drew swastikas

Hannah:
AND IN THE END SHE LIVED

Me:
count it!

Postface: She was sitting ten feet from me.