Hezo Kittie

Fresh from a haircut, Kurt Mori steps onto the cold, hard cement of CAL High’s infamous LBC with only 45 inches worth of hair in thickness and length.
He feels naked.
His opponent, on the other hand, feels quite clothed and secure as he steps onto the same cold, hard cement adorned in his usual attire of his Sublime shirt and subtly marked black hat. Kurt can feel the burning hatred radiating from Micah’s body, but he can’t see it due to the mass of freshly cut hair dangling over his face. Kurt scratches himself.
With that bashful and sly grin hanging on his face, as it tends to do, Kurt decides to go with the element of surprise as he leaps forwards at his unprepared adversary. Kurt lands a well-placed blow directly to the side of Micah’s neck. Only momentarily stunned, Micah regains his composure and slowly reaches up towards his face. He folds back an eyelid revealing a hideous deformity on the surface of his eye. Micah manages to get in two or three crucial blows to the stomach and chest narrowly avoiding the vomit coming out of Kurt’s mouth as he reels from the horrible sight.
Micah is hungry, and he knows that his mom is making pork for dinner, so he decides he needs to finish this fight quickly. He will waste no time embarrassing his foe, because his dad needs to pick him up in 5 minutes.
Adorable? Absolutely!
Kurt wipes the foul tasting chunks from his cheeks and hurls them to the ground. He looks up just in time to see Micah turn his back. “What could he be doing now?” Kurt wonders to himself as he tries to dissect the odd method of combat his enemy uses. Kurt realizes in the nick of time what is going to happen, as he turns his head narrowly avoiding complete blindness as Micah pulls down his pants. A racial slur containing the word “cracka” jumps into Kurt’s mind as he hurls a rock directly into the anus of his white-assed counterpart. Reeling from the pain, Micah pulls up his pants and regains composure just in time to have his face quickly bitten off.
Faceless, Micah stumbles around and falls to the ground. He nearly hits his head, but is saved by the 37 inches of padding provided by his hair. Kurt slowly walks over to the fallen pasty-skinned boy and stomps the back of his neck until he is surely defeated. Kurt flexes his muscles, does a Bruce Lee derived karate pose in case anyone else is watching, and walks away calmly with the theme from Rocky playing over and over in his head.
Tha Winna: Kurt Mori by knock out and slightly bigger hair.