Hezo Kittie

nick is oreo that means he is sensitive and cookie and he is also made of cream and he is like hezo

if ur oreo then ur white washed because oreos are kinda like twinkies because they are both tasty but they botH have whITE insidE that means ur white hahahahah nick is white

but then zingers are the best so i wish i was a black person who wanna be white so i can be like white washed black dood because thats like a zinger and zingers are the best

i dont get what white washed means anywas its like wtf i went in the shower and it had like white in it and i was like wtf now i act all white

how to white people act anyway

asnd how come veryone is like dood nellie is annoying cuz she is like fo sho wut et cetera but then u guys are all up in here doing the same shiz it slike wtf

im going to type some funny shit from 5th grade now so u can all see how much i suck

in 5th grade the last week of school felicia's nickname was fish and that was frunny bc i just remembered it now rofles

there was a girl named raeann and i liked her a lot and that was half of my kool journal that i wrote

i also wrote limericks which i will gladly show you now

there once was a man in a shop
who wanted some soda pop
the vending machine
started to scream
he ran and didnt stop

at least that is better than crystla chang that fuckin fob cant even write limericks properly hers are like "HI I AM FOB I WENT IN THE STORE AND THEN I HAD NO UNDERWEAR ON like what the fuck go take some english lessons even tho u have the highest grade in our english class

i wrote a poem for raeann and it suxed and itsh ella funny but i wont show you because thats how much it sucks too

it said in my journal that "i better finish my book reports so then i can go on the internet" haha rofls that is hecka funny i mean i go on the copm all the itme now?

it says fish called me and i got the phoen and then she hung up without saying anything but i knew because i have caller id and then i called back and then like hung up like wtf

she liked zach johnson a lot and that dood is so tite x 2

get it because he has a twin rofls they dont even look the same

i had two 5th garde teachers

we used to play basketball boys against girls during recess and i remember i used to always play with matt balza and it was cool bc the girls team had way more players but we were usually close

i bought expensive shoes for a kid because i uesd to hecka like baksetball shoes

i also liked cars alot and i got road and track but not nemore

a bunch of my jounrla doesnt make enough sense

lol funny part in journal was when it siad that felicias dad thinks im crazy bc he read the emails that i wrote her but i dont even remember writing her emails (????) but i gues i did lols i guess they were crazy emails

lol funny story when me and nick went to felicia house last week and then her mom was talkin in the chINESE aka mandarin and then nick was like whoa i understand and im wlike whoa cool what did she say and then he was like (sad face) she says to them to tell us to leave and im like hahaha maybe wer better off not knowing that huh?

and then i washed sum of all fears today and u guys said it hecka suxed boring but i was like omfg good movie maybe u should pay attention in movies more!!! then ull be way smarter in movies and the stuff thats suposed to be Xciting is Xciting and not wtf is happening like u prolly thought it was

rubber soul = me XD

i read that lennon wrote i am the walrus while on acid

the beatles took lots of drugs

lennon wrote lots of weird stuff in one song to make those ppl who read into their lyrics too much confused

eric clapton played the guitar on while my guitar gently weeps isnt that leet? huh

D'yer Maker is actually pronnounced Jamaica, I didnt know that bc it looks like dear maker but when u think of it it is jamaica and its a pseudo-reggae song anyway and btw its super leet so dl it btw its not by beatles its by led zeppelin xD

i lub rice xD i dont know how you can not like it i mean its plain by itsefl but it makes ofther foods hecka good for some reason maybe its bc im asian =o~

lol it was funny when i actually htought that i was not cultured enoug hb in the asian culture and i wa lslike wtf i feel weird but then HAXOR TINI-OR was like bein raped by asians and they was like ofmg u twinkie and im like wtf that is the dumbest ever but lol funny nicks sisters sn is twinkie leet

no not twinkie leet like beefloafcake leet

i have beefloafcaek leet xd i lub rice

nothin or noone really makes me mad anymore but ill write it down on my hand when i think of somethin taht does bc i cant think of any dx

lol funny on nicks blog he didnt cross out the phan in cyrielles name lol weird isnt it he crossed out the other names

nick is too open i gotta be open like him too i gotta be like grow sum ballz biotch!! twist the oreo...did u get the creamy side or the hrad nknock life side u fgt i got the creamy side i own

ok heres me being open

ppl who r prety
kristine andes :o~
will kujawa's sister

ppl who r cool past off the scale like if u put them on the scale u wont kno how high bc its like where the fuk didnt the fukin meter go
christen
lindsay
and maybe that other lindsey too

lol it was teh blonde ppl well except one

im the prosecutor i hope i do good D:

help me find stuff look up mock trial

o nm u cant send stuff to me tho bec im not on aim nemore i disbanded from aim rofls err iduno but i like movies xD i lub rice

omfg pinch your lips funniest thing on nicks blog i ever read when i read it i fell off my chair and hit my head on my desk then my bed and im like wtf im still laughin ah why so funny nick u fkr u hurt me with funniness

boonah = me
me = out

so that means boonah = out transitive leet