Hezo Kittie

Ok,
A subject that I would like to touch on for a moment here...if I may...
The word "ghetto". The people that try to ACT "ghetto" Just saying that word as a white male living in San Ramon, CA makes me want to die.

People that try to act "ghetto" say and do stupid things such as:
"AWWWW shit son! That was off the heezy fo jizzle beezy word!"
"AW, mah bad, foo!" or
"Aw, HEWL naw!"

I fucking hate it. It is a thing that runs rampant throughout CAL High, so I have to deal with it EVERY day. It's horrible.
Look at some of the things that these people will say while trying to be "ghetto". Some of it is quite hilarious...

RoLL oUt BeaT----Courtesy of that Nat guy who likes Nicole...

(i got 18s on it)RaCeD oUt
(YeA DaS a TurBo n iT)RaCed OuT
(u SEe DaT CusToM KiT?)RaCeD oUt
(HeAr mY SyStEm HiT?)RaCed OuT
(DaMN wEr He GeT DaT ShIT?!)RaCeD oUt

NoW wEr u GeT DeM RiMs daT u AlWaYZ SpiN iN
n HoW diD u GeT uR WinDoWs So PeRfECtLy TiNtEd
MaN HoW u GeT uR CaR sO LoW
WiT DeM WheElZ PerFecTlY FiTTeD
NiGguH! u Dun NeeD to KnoW
CuZ u WiLL NeVa eVa RoLL WiT mAh CrU
WhOa..WHo iZ uR gARaGe MaN
n HoW do DeY TuNE sO gOoD
u iZ a TrU RaCeR BoY
How FaSt iS uR tOy
VrRrMM!(wuT n D WorLD iZ DaT?!)
WuT u GOt UnDeR d HoOD
i Got A CoUpLE a CaNs oF NOS n D BaK
LiKE a CaN a WhOopAsS i usE tO SmOKe u SiLLy

(i got 18s on it)RaCeD oUt
(YeA DaS a TurBo n iT)RaCed OuT
(u SEe DaT CusToM KiT?)RaCeD oUt
(HeAr mY SyStEm HiT?)RaCed OuT
(DaMN wEr He GeT DaT ShIT?!)RaCeD oUt

EdwIn DaS a r33 SkYLiNE BoY
WeR d Fuck DiD u GeT iT
DaS a JDM BoY
HoW d Fuck DId u SteaL iT
DaS 7000 BuCkZ GoNE BoY
DaT iS MoNEy WeLL SpeNDed
u MuSt HaVe NOS n d BaK
CuZ u iS CRaCkiN uP LiKe WHoA
WuT iS DeM 2 ShiNy TurBiNes
U GoTta Be KiddiN me..TwiN TurBo
Ur CaR GiVeS me GoOsE BuMPs
SpeCiaLLy wEn it TopZ daT 2 BaRz
WuT n D WoRlD u Got n yO riDe
WuT u GoT iN Ur RiDE
a CouPLe a BoTtlEz, a CouPLe a sWiTchEs n a CouPLe BitCheS

(i got 18s on it)RaCeD oUt
(YeA DaS a TurBo n iT)RaCed OuT
(u SEe DaT CusToM KiT?)RaCeD oUt
(HeAr mY SyStEm HiT?)RaCed OuT
(DaMN wEr He GeT DaT ShIT?!)RaCeD oUt

NoW iZ daT KiT CuStoM maDe, CuStoM paiD oR juZ CuStoM FiTtEd
TurbO tiMer uP N mY RiDe
n i rOll wiT inDiGloZ on mY SidE
Iz DaT yO WifE yO gF oR JuS yO MaiN BitCH
Y DuN u TaKE a PiCk wHiLE u StaRe aT mY TailLiGHtZ
NoW teLL mE WuT iZ n yO CaR
n WuT dO U KeeP oN yO CaR
WuT BoUt GauGeS n SwiTchEs
iZ daT wuT u KeEp n yO GaRaGe
WuT n D WorlD iZ oN yO HoOd
Iz DaT CaRboN FibeR HoOD
GeT oUt oF mY FaCe CuZ u iS n MY spaCe
n We BouT tO leaVe u WiTouT a TraCe
BITCH

(i got 18s on it)RaCeD oUt
(YeA DaS a TurBo n iT)RaCed OuT
(u SEe DaT CusToM KiT?)RaCeD oUt
(HeAr mY SyStEm HiT?)RaCed OuT
(DaMN wEr He GeT DaT ShIT?!)RaCeD oUt

StaY d FuK oUTta oUR RaCe TracK
OuR RaCe TraCk
GeT oUTta ouR RacE TracK
oUr rAcE TracK
CuZ iTz OuRz aLL OUrZ...
FLCSRS rAcE tRacK
...What a waste of time. This guy is alive, breathing MY air at MY school.

Here's another cute lil' rhyme written by that OTHER guy who likes Nicole. His name is Ryan...

im young like to hang wid my crew have fun
but it seems like all the girls i know never understood that flow
this 1 when i first met her she was so kool
but when i told her i need space she got all in my face
realizin wat i need
the kind of girl to be 4 me
now i see that its gonna take sum understandin
to be the one im lookin 4
the perfect one i need
u gotta be sexy n secure
and be understandin
cause im the kind of guy that likes to twork
no drama thats juss me
if u wanna be the one i want
than be understandin
if u understand me take my hand and show me that u can be all i need
and we can fall in love

Wow. Wow. DoEsN''t THaT juSt bRInG a TeAr tO youR eyE? fO sHo?

Enough with that. I'm sorry that I had to waste those 10 minutes of your life like that, but I felt it necessary to show you exactly what I was talking about. I hope that you now hate it as much as I do.

(P.S.-Sorry about all of the stupid spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization, etc. etc. on their parts. They're idiots. Cut them some slack.)