Hezo Kittie

Yes yes, it IS my birthday! *crowd cheers in backround* *roses are thrown to Bryan* *some bastard throws a tomato* *Bryan kills him*
AAAAAAANYWAY...I'm hoping to see all of your presents on Monday! I mean, after all, what's a birthday without presents, eh? ITS NOTHING!...NOTHING I tell you!!!

I also need to tell you all, that I have been pondering ("thinking about" for all you lemens out there...) the question, "Bryan, how could you possibly make the posts on Hezo Kittie better?"

I have come up with no answer...
Please let us know if you have any ideas...